Her eyes shine like blueberry pie
Her smile reminiscent of a peach
Her hair a golden Anjou pear
But her heart is as poor as a bean

Donnie carves up, her favorite ham
Ray bakes up her bread
Phil dispenses her pharmacy
But she wants more than ten items or less

She's ripe and she's ready
For love down the aisle
She wants to stop shopping around

She's clipped her coupons
Saved all her pennies
She's done with love by the pound

He squeezes melons, make sure they're good
Picks up some cherries for pie
Lately he's found of sweet tangelos
But they're not the apple of his eye

Paper or plastic or Mary Ann?
Should he sample cheese with Darlene?
It's two for one with the Johnson Twins
But he wants more than just Lean Cuisine

He's ripe and he's ready
For love down the aisle
He wants to stop shopping the town

He's read his labels
Stacked all his cans
He's done with love by the pound

One night at spices on Aisle Nine
They both reached for some Thyme
Their eyes sparkled like champagne on ice
And they bought their love at full price

They're ripe and they're ready
For love down the aisle
No more shopping around

She clips his coupons
He saves her pennies
They got love down the aisle
They found their love, they fell in love
More love down the aisle